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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 11:10

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Loons and Moons

Xbox Game Pass adds The Alters today - TrueAchievements

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Then came..

share office space ...

What is the best music album of all time?

Still no good.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Freaks and Cheeks

What is better, 4 more years of Trump with the media trying to hurt him, or 8 years of DeSantis with the media licking booty, or 4 to 8 years of RFK with the media hating on him all the time? (Biden is not an option, he can't win)

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Does eating bread before bed make you fat? If so, why?

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Remainder of Bonnaroo 2025 canceled in Tennessee due to severe weather - CNN

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No, not a chance

Climate Disasters Hit the Brain Before Babies Are Even Born, Study Suggests - Gizmodo

So they tried

Analysis & Anal Cysts

They put up a sign reading

Who are the most underrated and under-appreciated Hollywood actors/actresses?

So, the docs changed it to read

No go.

Everyone loved it.

Mario Kart World wouldn’t be in the running for Game of the Year even if it was perfect - polygon.com

Hysterias & Posteriors

Next, they tried...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Women's College World Series: Tennessee walks off UCLA in extras to survive controversial ruling - Yahoo Sports

Thumbs down again.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No way

NASA astronaut aboard ISS captures colorful aurora in time-lapse footage of Earth from space (video) - Space

Another attempt resulted in ...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Unacceptable again!

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Nuts and Butts